I’m a client.  I’m a future client, perhaps.  I’m looking for work.  I’m a journalist.  I’m curious how NYLON is different.  I’m the mother of someone who works there.  I’m looking for the founder.  I’m Richard Branson.  I’m on the toilet just killing time.  I’m trying to find the meaning of life.  I’m confused and can’t figure out why this site looks like this.  I work at the competition.  I’m done browsing the site.